仏教物語首楞厳経主マハーヴィーラの生涯Retreat in Hungary Feb 23 - Mar 7, 2005Blessings: Master Meets with Disciples, CompilationMaster Tells Jokes
シヴァの１１２の集中法四 第４回34:46シヴァの１１２の集中法四 第４回And I don’t care for any excuses. I teach you to live in harmony with your family, but I don’t teach you to be a coward, to subdue to any kind of evils and unjust treatment. Because that’s no good. Yoマスターと弟子2026-06-22 371 閲覧数172026-06-22マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法四 第３回34:25シヴァの１１２の集中法四 第３回You better check your inner beauty. Be fair and square. Don’t always use your lovely trick to run over your husband, because the account will be kept in Heaven. Well, at least it’s kept here. […] You マスターと弟子2026-06-21 754 閲覧数472026-06-21マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法四 第２回30:15シヴァの１１２の集中法四 第２回There was another rabbi, his name was Pinas, something like that. He entered the meditation place, and many disciples were gathering together and talking. So the rabbi asked them, “What are you talkinマスターと弟子2026-06-20 1055 閲覧数53Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-20マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法四 第１回36:49シヴァの１１２の集中法四 第１回OK, I’ll see you later. (Yes.) You always surprise me. Hallo. Are you alright? (Yes.) Still many around here? (Yes.) Not bad. Oh, you’re still here and they told me you’re gone. This guy! Yeah, you. (マスターと弟子2026-06-19 1215 閲覧数50Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-19マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第８回28:32シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第８回[Method] 52: There’s another method. “Lie down as if you’re dead.” “Enraged in wrath and stay so. Or stare without moving an eyelash. Or suck something and become the sucking.” Oh, He’s so funny. All マスターと弟子2026-06-18 1471 閲覧数59Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-18マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第７回34:38シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第７回That’s why many people in India, they practice a form of yoga called Tantra yoga. That means they practice the act of lovemaking without having it come to an end. They just continue the activity but tマスターと弟子2026-06-17 1815 閲覧数74Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-17マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第６回29:51シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第６回This is a very bad one, but maybe it’s funny. There were two people selling furniture in the market, and the first person asked the second, “I don’t know how you manage to sell it so cheaply; even if マスターと弟子2026-06-16 1904 閲覧数70Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-16マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第５回32:12シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第５回A policeman caught a driver who drove so fast and exceeded the limit, and was writing down the ticket for him. So the driver said, “You don’t know who I am, that’s why. You don’t know. I am the chairmマスターと弟子2026-06-15 2009 閲覧数72Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-15マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第４回29:55シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第４回There was one lady who boasted about how marvelous her doctor was. She said, “Wow, my doctor is terrific. He can find out anything that’s wrong with you. No problem, doesn’t even talk to you and is chマスターと弟子2026-06-14 2332 閲覧数76Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-14マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第３回33:07シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第３回There was a teacher who was brought into custody because she drove too fast. Exceeded the limit, exceeded 90 kilometers per hour. It was not her turn yet, but she was trying to get ahead and she said マスターと弟子2026-06-13 2552 閲覧数79Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-13マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第２回32:05シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第２回One more joke about an American. One time, there was a leader in Russia who met one of the leaders, maybe a minister of some kind. And then they talked about the economy. Both of the economy ministersマスターと弟子2026-06-12 2774 閲覧数73Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-12マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第１回33:21シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第１回Everybody [gets] half or what? Alright, [let’s see] if they have enough food for you. Not bad. Enough for everybody? (Yes.) If not, what do you do? You ask people. Right? You go in the kitchen and askマスターと弟子2026-06-11 3169 閲覧数86Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-11マスターと弟子 苦しみは神を想起させる きっかけとなる 第３回34:45苦しみは神を想起させる きっかけとなる 第３回All of my cousins were boys. If you don’t go along with the toy guns and all that, they won’t let you participate. So I had to carry toy swords and wave them around wildly too. Only if I acted just liマスターと弟子2026-06-10 2808 閲覧数67Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-10マスターと弟子 苦しみは神を想起させる きっかけとなる 第２回29:21苦しみは神を想起させる きっかけとなる 第２回Over in Taiwan (Formosa) or in the US, life gets boring, nothing much happens. The world is peaceful like the Pure Land, you get bored, so you come to this Saha world of Cambodia just to hear gunfire;マスターと弟子2026-06-09 2867 閲覧数62Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-09マスターと弟子 苦しみは神を想起させる きっかけとなる 第１回37:24苦しみは神を想起させる きっかけとなる 第１回Ah! Cockroach! Cockroach. Cockroach! It’s coming this way! Cockroach. Ah! Amazing! That’s scary! You may look small, but you’re really good at catching cockroaches! So that’s why you get to stay here.マスターと弟子2026-06-08 3184 閲覧数87Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-08マスターと弟子 誠実な願い 第３回35:50誠実な願い 第３回I’d just sat down and taken a couple spoonfuls when the phone inside rang: “Master, why didn’t You let me see You earlier?” Then (Supreme) Master Ching Hai asked, “Who is this? Who’s on the other lineマスターと弟子2026-06-07 2964 閲覧数69Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-07マスターと弟子 誠実な願い 第２回31:10誠実な願い 第２回Did you make any progress from the seven-day retreat, or did you just come here to listen to all these silly stories, laugh a bit so you’re less bored, and then go home? Huh? (So happy.) Did you make マスターと弟子2026-06-06 3059 閲覧数88Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-06マスターと弟子 誠実な願い 第１回38:52誠実な願い 第１回(So beautiful!) (Master, You look so beautiful!) Do I look good in this outfit? (Yes.) That’s the way to wake you up, otherwise everyone would be nodding off. Who would I even be talking to then? I doマスターと弟子2026-06-05 3416 閲覧数86Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-05マスターと弟子 マーラ王が語る 物質世界の１０のルール 全５回の５回35:21マーラ王が語る 物質世界の１０のルール 全５回の５回(マーラ王の ルールの)８番目： ｢愛は胎児を殺さない｣ もうわかりますね 人間は胎児を殺したり 既に生まれていても 何か気に入らないとか その赤ちゃんの育児や 胎児の育成が 何らかの形で都合が悪いと 殺してしまいます 人間は毎年７３００万人の 罪のない胎児や乳児を 殺しています それは毎日２０万人 - どんな戦争の犠牲者をも 上回る数字です その数は どんな戦争でも 作り得ないほど多いのです ９マスターと弟子2026-06-04 3309 閲覧数94Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-04マスターと弟子 マーラ王が語る 物質世界の１０のルール 全５回の４回34:28マーラ王が語る 物質世界の１０のルール 全５回の４回物質世界では マスターがあの苦しみ この苦しみを受け 病気になり 嘲笑され 屈辱を受け 呪われ 不当に非難されるなど あらゆる苦難を 経験するのを 見るかもしれません でもこの全ては マスターが目に見えない 世界で 同時に または 別のタイミングで経験する 苦しみに比べれば 何でもありません いいですね まあ 多くの人がマスターに なりたいと言いますが 念のため少しだけ 言っておきます 貴方がよくマスターと弟子2026-06-03 3624 閲覧数88Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-03マスターと弟子
