In today’s news, European Union provides emergency food aid for Afghanistan, greenhouse gases in atmosphere affect intensity of geomagnetic storms on Earth, Chinese medical team saves patient from serious injuries, study finds Canadian crops have lower carbon footprint than those of other countries, Pakistani school principal’s prompt evacuation order saves 900 students and their teachers from floods, vegan cafe in United States receives funding to educate public about healthy eating, and Australian researchers discover that dolphin- and whale-people play together in friendship.
Get ready for a sweet laugh from the joke of the day. This one’s entitled “Let’s Start with Something Easier.”
At the doctor’s office….
“So, what’s going on today?”
“Doc, I keep forgetting things!”
“How long has this been happening?”
“How long has what been happening?”
“You said you’ve been forgetting things. When did it start?”
“I don’t know, Doc. That’s the problem! One minute I remember, the next, poof, it’s gone.”
“OK, let’s test your memory. What’s 2+2?”
“4?”
“Good! What’s your name?”
“Oh, come on, Doc! That’s too easy. Let’s start with something a bit harder. Like where I parked my car – wait, did I even drive to your office?”
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And now we have a heartline from Aubrey in the United States
