In today’s news, European Union donates additional humanitarian assistance to Myanmar. Earth experiences series of powerful earthquakes in 2026, Ghanaian researchers develop plant-based motor oil, Portugal celebrates international recognition for forest known for its healing benefits, Singapore volunteers help clear woman’s apartment after years of sleeping at elevator landing, Swedish food technology company secures funds to expand vegan protein production, and United States county sheriff’s deputies rescue over 40 canine-people from suspected cruelty.
Here’s a cooking tip for making a creamy vegan cauliflower Alfredo sauce.
Now, it’s time to take a deep breath as you’ll need plenty of air as you guffaw at the joke of the day, entitled “Safe As Can Be.”
While driving to see his girlfriend, Evan spotted a field of wildflowers and decided to pick her a bouquet. He climbed over the fence, took a few steps, and noticed a large bull-person staring right at him with its head lowered. An old farmer watched from across the field.
“Excuse me! Is that bull-person safe?”
“The bull-individual is perfectly safe. You, I’m not so sure about.”
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And now we have a heartline in French, with multiple-language subtitles, from Agathe in France
